what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
- I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via dollpoetry)
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
"Made ya look!"
I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.
Got me everytime!]
Everyone needs this on their blog
WHY DO SOME GUYS ACT LIKE GIRLS DRESS FOR THEM IF I WANNA WEAR HIGH WAIST JEANS I WILL!!!! GO RUB ONE OUT IN YOUR UGLY ASS CARGOS
- Henry Ward Beecher (via bl-ossomed)